Extra Naughty Birthday Bash

OK, so my birthday is coming up real fast and I sort of tried a lot of things during my past parties so this time, I want to have a simple but “FUN” one. Well, my parents sort of spoiled me when I was younger so I leave everything to them. I decide on something then, they finance everything else. When I was too old to to be expecting them to throw parties for me, it was my friends’ turn to make me a happy celebrant but this year, I think its time to return the favor to my friends and prepare for my own party. So now, I’m in a planning mode…

Food, booze, invitations -preparing them is not really much of a problem. But, I notice that adults these days don’t really like the idea of parlor games anymore. So this time, I’m giving them games that will blow their adult heads away. With that in mind, I tried looking for party games over the internet, here are some shit I found from gorskys:

Celebrity Heads - Convince yourself the guy you gave head to at the party was actually Brad Pitt in disguise and not Mike the bogan gate crasher.

Three Legged Race - Stand with your hip touching every man as you talk to him about your recent lesbian experience and see which one gets a hard-on the fastest.

Go to the toilet and put on a luminous condom. Come out and turn of the main fuse, plunging the party into darkness. Then launch yourself into the main room, trousers around your ankles laughing maniacally and swirling your little fella in a rotating fashion. Then simply make sure to get out of the room before someone discovers the fuse!!!!

Three Legged Race - Stand with your hip touching every man as you talk to him about your recent lesbian experience and see which one gets a hard-on the fastest.

Master of the Ass - See how many ass grabs you can make for the night whilst not taking the blame for any of them.

Minty Hunt - Ransack the kitchen then complain loudly to the annoyed host that they have no snack food.

Who’s Not A Millionaire - Strike up conversation at different times with 3 different women with 3 different stories of how you made your millions. See how long (and how many drinks) you can go with out screwing up.

Yes yes.. Apparently, thats an adult’s idea of what a fun party is all about… Anyway, to give you real ideas, here is a book that can turn your party from flop to top. Get Games for Naughty People by Brian Pellham. It has everything you need to make your party a night to a kinky event to remember. He featured different group activities that can make everyone in the party intensely wild!