Posted: Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Your First Dildo

Though we admit it or not, every girl has her own stories on how they got the first vibrators or dildos. It is true that even if people are getting more and more liberated these days, there are people women in particular who are just too embarrassed on talking about their personal “habits” like masturbation and they most especially their use of sex toys. There are women who doesn’t use it because of fear of getting it spotted by someone. Also, since not a lot of people talk about it, they don’t want to entertain the idea of using sex toys. There are some women who are very sexually active who are also prone to refraining from using sex toys because they think that it would feel very artificial unlike real penises. There are also those women who are afraid to use them because of fear that it might not be safe, they are thinking that certain materials may possibly irritate their vagina.

Though use of sex toys may be something that is better off closeted inside your bedroom, it is something that women should not be shameful about. Masturbation and use of sex toys are as normal and as similar as taking a daily shower only more… compelling. Also, just like taking a shower, using sex toys could be more enthralling when done with a partner. Sex toys spices up relationships and puts more flavor in all sexual encounters. You just have to know how to choose the best sex toy for you and be sure to take care of your personal toys so you don’t have to be worried about anything. There are lots of sex stores that you can go to, remember that people go there with the same reason as you so, do not get mortified. You might even be surprised at how extreme sex store customers could get! But if there is no way that you will be comfortable into going down the store to buy a dildo, there are online stores where you can get all kinds of merchandises that you need.

Posted: Monday, 19 November 2007

Bachelorette Party Ideas

Next Saturday, I will be attending the celebration of my friend’s last chance of possible random sex. She was single for more than 8 years and engaged for a year now. We had a lot of adventures together scurrying around from one bar to another and ending up in a drunken daze in our underwear the morning after. It still brings tears to my eyes thinking that we may never do our crazy antics again because of her new life ahead, thats why I decided to make her bridal shower so unforgettable and special that she might think twice in on getting merried.. bwahahaha… Other than the two hired gigolos with the best abs I’ve ever laid my eyes on, I also prepared small party essentials that will make the event so much more naughtier than I originally planned.

The first thing I prepared is the invitations, of course. My friend hates too many people around so, I prepared invitations for 12 of our closest girl and gay friends. When my friend saw the invitation, she knew I’m cooking something up my sleeve:

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I got it all in me head now, I have already finished doing groceries for food, I’m preparing Chipolata sausage wrapped in bacon, deep fried mushroom caps filled with cheese, mini salmon with leek quiches, rolls of roast beef with waldorf salad on toast, mini lamp kebabs in oriental bbq sauce and mini vegetarian cocktail spring rolls.. ummhmmm!!! And what exactly inspired me to go cocktail instead of my usual ribs and pasta?

These nice cocktail picks!

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I already said naughy right???

And what is a party without the right type of booze? So, I hired a hot bar tender to mix-up batches of daiquiri, mojitos and margaritas.. And to match the Cock-tail pick, I also found these nice wine glass charms, cocktail stirrer and what would be hotter than this ice molder?

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Anyway, to add more raunch here are some more stuff that I added to my list:

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Bachelorette Balloons

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Light- Up Corsage (So we will spot anyone who tries to kidnap the male strippers) and pose able Pin-up decorations!

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I still have a lot of planning to do so this is it for now. This party caused less than  a grand, mind you! To see more naughty party stuff go to flixes.com!

Posted: Monday, 22 October 2007

Jill off! -The Best Way to Improve Sex

Wanking off is a basic activity for men. Dating Mary Palmer and her five sisters, for them is just as normal as breathing. All they need is their morning boner after dreaming about Angelina Jolies’ bazoomies and off goes their baby batter throttle!

A lot of women on the other hand needs so much more than a little inspiration to be able to play with themselves. Because unfortunately, not all women experience sexual orgasm so, they tend not to masturbate  at all.

Scientists says that there may be prohibiting factors that cause women not to climax during sex. One of these may be a womans mental focus; their minds may be wandering off into other thoughts while they are on the act of having sex. There may also be experiences and beliefs that causes a woman to block off the pleasure of sex. Lastly, some of  them simply lack exploration of their own anatomy.

Here’s a tip: the more a woman explores her territory, the better she will feel during sex. No one is going to sue you for touching yourself, so don’t be afraid of getting to know your body. Know the spots where you have the highest sensation and find different ways to trigger that “spot”. For starters you could get the book “Joys of Masturbation” by Hans Richter for only $11.99. This book will show you the art and technique for you to enjoy masturbation. Knowing your erotic spots during masturbation will heighten sex once you do it with a partner. During sex plays, men though they are used to being dominant; it excites them if you tell them what you want. Vocally point out to them where you want to be touched or stimulated and tell them things that you want done to you. Seeing you enjoy will make them fell good about themselves thus, increasing the quality of the play for them as well.

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Posted: Friday, 19 October 2007

Never Worry About Cheating Wives Again!

OK OK.. So I’m exaggerating a little on the title but come on, try to come up with something catchier than that… ;) Anyway kidding aside, I’ve got a product that could get your wives/lovers in their bed/bathroom longer than they normally do. Its the “Elite 7x Snuggly Teddy Strap-on Vibrator” by Exotic Novelties.

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The name of the product says it all - it has seven different clitoris stimulation action that may possibly put Rod Jeremy to shame! You might ask what the heck could make it any different from other vibrators; I guess you just have to try it out and see for yourself. This could serve as an ultimate gift to your promiscuous loved ones, get it for only $27.95!

Posted: Tuesday, 16 October 2007

Lube ‘em up!

We have to face it, sometimes it’s just hard to stay… wet. Vaginal dryness does not only affect women; men as well fall victim to pains of intercourse in times when little kitty dries up. Sometimes, couples are simply in too much heat that they neglect using lubricants. Not that you can’t make it without lubes but it definitely maximizes the pleasure in every thrust. Add up flavor into your sex life by getting lubed up and try out the different flavors of sex with this 20 pieces assorted lubricants.

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It comes in 5 amazing flavors- passion fruit punch, piña colada , kiwi strawberry, wild cherry and sweet cherry. Its water based,  harmless if ingested and not to mention latex friendly! Save 45% and get it for only $109.95!

Posted: Wednesday, 5 September 2007

The huge John Holmes Dildo

John Holmes is a classic American porn star… and we all know he has a monster sized cock, so what a better toy to get your wife than a John Holmes cock replica… yep, thats what I said, a John Hoilms dick, we know its big already and the only question at hand may be can she really handle the thing?

you be the judge as you read these comments about this huge John Holmes replica cock

She’s A Size Queen on 9/3/2007 Awesome Visual Stimuli
I bought Johnny for my wife. He is every bit as long as described, but not quite as thick and has become her favorite toy in the fleet. Watching her take Mr. Holmes (and assisting) is an extreme turn-on for me, and she can’t seem to get enough. Ultimately she’d like to work her way up to the big boy on the block…Bam. I can hardly wait! One word of warning though. She didn’t even utilize the suction cup at the base the first time she used Johnny, but the thing ripped anyway. I’m certain that if she ever did try to stick it to the side of the tub or even on a flat vertical surface it would become detatched. Your mileage may vary.

if you really wanna feel it… try out these john holmes vids from Flixes

One Happy Wife
I bought her this dong a while back, (she likes big dongs)at first she said NO!! as she hadn’t had one this big before. Then one night I snuck it into our routine as she was getting really worked up. And WOW !!! life will never be the same. With very little effort I slid him into her and she went ballistic! I never saw her so hot and have so many climax’s so fast. She wasn’t the least bit mad when we had finished, infact she said it was the best ever. We use John all the time now as she can’t get enough of him. This is a well made product and feels very lifelike! Should last quite a while. She highly recommends it.

Above average
I purchased this item recently. Delivery from online store was excelent. What We loved about this item is the UR3 material. It feels very “life” like to the touch and feel. The suction cup works very well and does hold on various surfaces. It is somewhat thinner than expected. The tapered head allows for easy insertion and the lenght will keep the lenght queen busy. What we did not like is the dildo is not very rigid and bends very easily. My wife has trouble keeping the dong from popping out. It is a very nice product and sure to keep one with smiles.

Posted: Sunday, 12 August 2007

John Holmes DVD and dildo replica

Since many of the worlds finest toys are modeled after the legendary John Holmes, this is an awsome addition to any DVD collection

If you really are a huge John Holmes fan… or a fan of John Holmes huge cock, you may like this 3 DVD set

This John Holmes 3 DVD set sells for 52 bucks and stars Stars and Cast: John Holmes > Georgina Spelvin > Linda Wong > Jennifer Richards > Eileen Welles > Monti Stevens

plus many many others… a set any true vintage porn fan should have

also… you may wanna take a look at this fairly large item

yep, ladies and gentlemen… thats the John Holmes cock… or at least a model of the John Holmes massive cock… it sells for about 48 bucks. and if you wanna try to look like John Holmes… you may wanna try this product out for size, so to speak

This lovely adult product is the John Holmes penis pump and the pump sells for around 22 dollars

so have fun and check out all the John Holmes adult products at Flixes.com 

Posted: Thursday, 19 July 2007

Anal G-Spot?

Well I have no idea if there actually is an anal G-spot or not… but it does look like fun trying to find it using this baby.

Acryl-X anal g-spot is a slim pink toy shaped with a small curve at the end and ribbing at the top. Made by PipeDream products, its supposed to find that elusive G-spot… in your butt no less.

It sells for about $29.00 and you may

get the Anal G-spot here

Posted: Thursday, 19 July 2007

18″ double dildo

If size matters… than this is the toy for you! yes this thing is huge, its an 18″ double dildo, talk about a crazy ride and at 18″ a long ride at that.

We actually have these things in different shapes and sizes… many, many double dildos, so check em all out at Flixes.com

Posted: Thursday, 19 July 2007

6 speed anal rotator

Wow.. k, this little toy may not be for the timid, I mean the thing has speeds like a buke, 6 speed bike at that… and it goes in your ass!

Yes , this is an anal spinner. Its not big, only a few inches, but thats the point in an anal toy.

This is basically a motorized butt plug, can anyone say sit and spin… sure you can

Made by Calif. Exotic Novelties and it sells for about 22 bucks - 6 speed anal rotator