Posted: Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Bachelor Parties Made Funkier

OK.. So I have to be fair with the guys. Between men and women, men are more inclined to squirm whenever they hear the phrase getting married. So, just like what I did yesterday, I’m giving aome party suggestions for tone of the guys’ most important day in their lives- their last party as a single.

To have a funkier party, here are some neat stuff that guys can use in their bachelor party.

Here are some boobie pens that they can give away as souvenirs. These nice handfulls of boobies costs only $43.95!

zzzpens.jpg

You guys can also distrubute these buttons to your guests, I’m sure every guy will enjoy it hanging on any part of their clothes.

zzzpins.jpg

You could decorate the place with these boobie balloons. They only cost $2.99 per pack!

zzzbaloons.jpg

Besides the guys favorite bestfriend boozey, you and your guests can also celebrate the moment, with these  booby partypoppers. You could get it for only$76.95!

zzzpartypoppers.jpg

There are many more party ideas in flixes.com, you will find lots of neat stuff that you can use in your parties!

Posted: Wednesday, 24 October 2007

Judging Judge Thompson

For those of you who went into hiding last 2006- never watched the news and doesn’t have any clue on who exactly is Judge Donald Thompson, here’s a bit– He stirred the American courtrooms with his use of penis pump while preceding over court cases. He was found guilty after investigators found traces of semen in his chair and robes, and after they heard unexplainable “whooshing” sounds on the audio recorded trials. He was sentenced to 4 years imprisonment and was fined $40,000.00 per count of indecent exposure. But why would anyone of his stature do anything like this? I mean besides the possibility of loose screws in the head… Well, we may never know; but the fact is, it seems that a lot of men enjoy the benefits of using penis pumps.

You may ask, does this thing work? According to some doctors and some people who admit to using it, it does help in many cases.  Though medical researches has not confirmed that it can actually add length and girth to the penis, it has been proven effective as a good treatment for erectile dysfunctions. Penis pump is a very good alternative if in case viagra and drugs of the same nature won’t work. For those who doesn’t know how penis pumps works: it consists of a tube made of acrylic and a pumping mechanism device either a hand grip, squeeze ball or electric device that increases blood flow in the penis as air gets pumped out of the tube. A penis ring is slid in the base of the shaft to maintain the erection of the genitals.

Some suggests for men to use it a few times a week during masturbation over a 30-minute period to see changes, but it has never been confirmed that it would definitely make a long term difference. For safety, opt for penis pumps that has a “pressure limiter.” Abuse of penis pumps may cause severe tissue damages to the penis. I suggest you get the “Colt Vacuum Pump” Its a  heavy-duty high-pressure metal vacuum pump with EZ grip padded handles, professional vacuum gauge, durable 2¼” clear cylinder, non-crimping hose, universal interlocking quick disconnect valve, and a hygienically superior silicone. You shouldn’t be entrusting your penis in bad hands or tubes for this matter…

penispump.jpg

Posted: Thursday, 18 October 2007

Naughty Gift Suggestions — For Him

During special occasions, some women are having trouble deciding on what they could give to their man. Sure, you finally afford to buy him this Omega watch that he has been dying to buy for himself but, how exactly do you make his birthday extra special?

Give him this Blow Job Voucher.. I am positive this will make him look forward to oral sex even more. The kinkiness of this gift itself will surely make him want you to do things with your mouth ;) Get this for only $4.49 in flixes.com

vouchers.jpg

Another one is this Erotic Love Notes - 69 Ways! Leave it on various spots in his bedroom, in his favorite coat or put it on top of his plate before he starts dinner… The idea of this alone could excite him more than you expect! Just make sure that no one else find these.. Get ‘em for only $8.15 Save 45% from it’s original prize!

love-notes.jpg

Posted: Monday, 15 October 2007

Cristy Canyon - CANNED!

 Vibrating Christy Canyon

If there is one thing you can’t do, you could never ever turn back time and experience Christy Canyon in her fresher years. But now, Vivid Toys give you Christy Canyon right in the comforts of your OWN bedroom.  Feel the real Christy Canyon straight from the can -as fresh as you want her to be and,without preservatives! ;) Your Christy Canyon doll is made from the actual castings of her face breasts and pussy- the entire replica of Vibrating Christy Canyon with free DVD for only $29.95; you can save 40% if you purchase it in flixes.com!

Posted: Sunday, 12 August 2007

John Holmes DVD and dildo replica

Since many of the worlds finest toys are modeled after the legendary John Holmes, this is an awsome addition to any DVD collection

If you really are a huge John Holmes fan… or a fan of John Holmes huge cock, you may like this 3 DVD set

This John Holmes 3 DVD set sells for 52 bucks and stars Stars and Cast: John Holmes > Georgina Spelvin > Linda Wong > Jennifer Richards > Eileen Welles > Monti Stevens

plus many many others… a set any true vintage porn fan should have

also… you may wanna take a look at this fairly large item

yep, ladies and gentlemen… thats the John Holmes cock… or at least a model of the John Holmes massive cock… it sells for about 48 bucks. and if you wanna try to look like John Holmes… you may wanna try this product out for size, so to speak

This lovely adult product is the John Holmes penis pump and the pump sells for around 22 dollars

so have fun and check out all the John Holmes adult products at Flixes.com 

Posted: Monday, 23 July 2007

Piggie Sexy doll

Have fun on her is what the box says.. and this little pink piggie looks like she is the life of any problem. Check out this adorable blowup doll and many others

The Love Piggie sells for about 12 bucks

Posted: Thursday, 19 July 2007

Oh Aria

Just like Alexa, we have Aria at an incredible price of 139.95

Life-like, ultra-soft, realistic doll with Futurotic™ vagina, anus, nipples and customized-to-fit mouth. Almost seamless, life-like feeling skin, full mannequin head, long flowing hair and voluptuous breasts. Movable arms with soft hands and painted nails, slim waist and firm ass. Sensually scented. 2 removable multi-speed bullets

Wow… you even get painted nails

Cum see all the lovelies

Posted: Thursday, 19 July 2007

Alexa Love Doll

Now I am posting this one because I just came across this exact product on another site and was floored by the price… they had it for 350, so I had to check our pricing.. and, as always, we kick ass! We have Alexa for 139.95.

Its amazing how other sites mark up thier products by 200+%.

So what is this thing you may ask. well….

the desc is

Kneeling doll with Futurotic™ vagina anus and mouth is made of an almost seemless design, providing added strength and a soft realistic feeling skin. Full mannequin head, supple customized-to-fit noduled mouth, flowing hair, voluptuous breasts, movable arms with soft hands and painted nails, slender waist and a firm ass. Sensually scented. 2 removable bullets for maximum stimulation. Multi-speed. Requires batteries.

looks like fun, so get Alexa today here

Posted: Thursday, 19 July 2007

Anal G-Spot?

Well I have no idea if there actually is an anal G-spot or not… but it does look like fun trying to find it using this baby.

Acryl-X anal g-spot is a slim pink toy shaped with a small curve at the end and ribbing at the top. Made by PipeDream products, its supposed to find that elusive G-spot… in your butt no less.

It sells for about $29.00 and you may

get the Anal G-spot here

Posted: Thursday, 19 July 2007

6 speed anal rotator

Wow.. k, this little toy may not be for the timid, I mean the thing has speeds like a buke, 6 speed bike at that… and it goes in your ass!

Yes , this is an anal spinner. Its not big, only a few inches, but thats the point in an anal toy.

This is basically a motorized butt plug, can anyone say sit and spin… sure you can

Made by Calif. Exotic Novelties and it sells for about 22 bucks - 6 speed anal rotator