Posted: Wednesday, 5 September 2007

The huge John Holmes Dildo

John Holmes is a classic American porn star… and we all know he has a monster sized cock, so what a better toy to get your wife than a John Holmes cock replica… yep, thats what I said, a John Hoilms dick, we know its big already and the only question at hand may be can she really handle the thing?

you be the judge as you read these comments about this huge John Holmes replica cock

She’s A Size Queen on 9/3/2007 Awesome Visual Stimuli
I bought Johnny for my wife. He is every bit as long as described, but not quite as thick and has become her favorite toy in the fleet. Watching her take Mr. Holmes (and assisting) is an extreme turn-on for me, and she can’t seem to get enough. Ultimately she’d like to work her way up to the big boy on the block…Bam. I can hardly wait! One word of warning though. She didn’t even utilize the suction cup at the base the first time she used Johnny, but the thing ripped anyway. I’m certain that if she ever did try to stick it to the side of the tub or even on a flat vertical surface it would become detatched. Your mileage may vary.

if you really wanna feel it… try out these john holmes vids from Flixes

One Happy Wife
I bought her this dong a while back, (she likes big dongs)at first she said NO!! as she hadn’t had one this big before. Then one night I snuck it into our routine as she was getting really worked up. And WOW !!! life will never be the same. With very little effort I slid him into her and she went ballistic! I never saw her so hot and have so many climax’s so fast. She wasn’t the least bit mad when we had finished, infact she said it was the best ever. We use John all the time now as she can’t get enough of him. This is a well made product and feels very lifelike! Should last quite a while. She highly recommends it.

Above average
I purchased this item recently. Delivery from online store was excelent. What We loved about this item is the UR3 material. It feels very “life” like to the touch and feel. The suction cup works very well and does hold on various surfaces. It is somewhat thinner than expected. The tapered head allows for easy insertion and the lenght will keep the lenght queen busy. What we did not like is the dildo is not very rigid and bends very easily. My wife has trouble keeping the dong from popping out. It is a very nice product and sure to keep one with smiles.

Posted: Sunday, 12 August 2007

John Holmes DVD and dildo replica

Since many of the worlds finest toys are modeled after the legendary John Holmes, this is an awsome addition to any DVD collection

If you really are a huge John Holmes fan… or a fan of John Holmes huge cock, you may like this 3 DVD set

This John Holmes 3 DVD set sells for 52 bucks and stars Stars and Cast: John Holmes > Georgina Spelvin > Linda Wong > Jennifer Richards > Eileen Welles > Monti Stevens

plus many many others… a set any true vintage porn fan should have

also… you may wanna take a look at this fairly large item

yep, ladies and gentlemen… thats the John Holmes cock… or at least a model of the John Holmes massive cock… it sells for about 48 bucks. and if you wanna try to look like John Holmes… you may wanna try this product out for size, so to speak

This lovely adult product is the John Holmes penis pump and the pump sells for around 22 dollars

so have fun and check out all the John Holmes adult products at Flixes.com 

Posted: Thursday, 19 July 2007

Anal G-Spot?

Well I have no idea if there actually is an anal G-spot or not… but it does look like fun trying to find it using this baby.

Acryl-X anal g-spot is a slim pink toy shaped with a small curve at the end and ribbing at the top. Made by PipeDream products, its supposed to find that elusive G-spot… in your butt no less.

It sells for about $29.00 and you may

get the Anal G-spot here

Posted: Thursday, 19 July 2007

18″ double dildo

If size matters… than this is the toy for you! yes this thing is huge, its an 18″ double dildo, talk about a crazy ride and at 18″ a long ride at that.

We actually have these things in different shapes and sizes… many, many double dildos, so check em all out at Flixes.com

Posted: Thursday, 19 July 2007

6 speed anal rotator

Wow.. k, this little toy may not be for the timid, I mean the thing has speeds like a buke, 6 speed bike at that… and it goes in your ass!

Yes , this is an anal spinner. Its not big, only a few inches, but thats the point in an anal toy.

This is basically a motorized butt plug, can anyone say sit and spin… sure you can

Made by Calif. Exotic Novelties and it sells for about 22 bucks - 6 speed anal rotator